Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Of the Wooly Variety

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Just for you, AJ.

Hope this makes the dwarves smile, cause I'm officially in trouble.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

*Graphic* Two nuns, a dwarf, and a punchbowl of feces. *Graphic*



Uncharacteristically sappy mushy shit ahead! Continue at your own peril.


A few days ago, my girlfriend went on vacation to Yellowstone. She has no means of communication there, what with the extinction of passenger pigeons. Bears just don't work as well as passenger pigeons. The main side effect of this is that we cannot communicate while she's gone. This sucks. I feel like part of me has been amputated. My girlfriend has generally kept me sane on a day-to-day basis since I've been here. She has done anything I've asked with enthusiasm and has been as supportive as any one person can be. She's listened to me bitch about this place and these people, and believe me, there's plenty for me to complain about that you people never see. She's sent me things I've asked for, as well as things she knew I'd appreciate. She even put up with me staying here longer than we planned so that I can make more money. She won't be back for 6 more days. If I develop a condition in which I begin rocking back and forth uncontrollably and repeatedly muttering something about onions and zucchini, you'll know what happened.

UPDATE: When she gets back, she's going to kill me for putting that picture up there, so don't worry about the rocking back and forth, etc.

She has recently started her own blog. Check it out here. It shows me as a contributor, but I just help her with the template. You're bound to enjoy it. It's pure, unadulterated "Rowdy" Roddy Piper genius.

Hey Blogspot assministrators, fix your shit.

Why is Blogger an asshole? I wrote the post to end all posts in Notepad, made sure that it posted, refreshed to ensure that I could see it on my blog, deleted the notepad, and Blogger decided to fuck up my post afterwards, leaving some partial URL having to do with ringtones in its place. Of course, "Recover post" didn't do shit for me. When I get back, moving everything to my own domain will be my first priority.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Time's running out!

Hey, everyone, I just wanted to remind you that Monday is the last day to enter the picture contest. Please send all your submissions to forestherring@gmail.com (Some of you have asked because you have more than one of my email addresses).

Due to lack of interest in phase 3, I am removing it from the contest, BUT please feel free to submit anything you'd like to be featured here at No Time For Later anyway.

Also, if you have an image link at the top, I am opening the contest to you as well. Your prize, should you win, will be an image link for the blog of your choice.

Get those entries in before time runs out!
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