The Quintessential Asshole

I may get fired soon. Today, for the third time, I went off on my boss, only this time it was work related. I told him, "Just sit there and shut up because you don't fucking know." It was more like I yelled that at him. In front of the customer. The only thing that MIGHT save my job is that he doesn't have any authority to get rid of me. The project manager would have to do that. It wouldn't bother me emotionally to get out of here, but financially it's not viable for me to leave until at least the end of May. The funny thing is that I am still pissed off at him. I am going to make a list of what it is I hate about him:

He is a racist.
He is misogynistic.
He is homophobic.
He is egotistical.
He is condescending.
He is uneducated.
He is socially inept.
He is discourteous.
He is mentally weak.
He is emotionally weak.
He is physically strong and thinks that he intimidates me.
He tries to talk to me when I'm communicating with my girlfriend, watching a movie, or sleeping, even when he knows I'm doing these things.
He isn't interested in anything that anyone else has to say.
He cheats on his wife.

Looking at the list I've realized that there is no way that you can really understand how shitty of a person he is without being around him all the time. There's also no way to completely compile the list. Suffice to say that I hate everything about this guy. I want to bash his fucking head in with something that's not too heavy so that it takes multiple blows to finish the job. I'd never do that of course, but only because I don't want to face the charges if I did. He is the quintessential asshole.